{"id":10892,"date":"2024-05-09T01:00:28","date_gmt":"2024-05-09T05:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/?p=10892"},"modified":"2026-08-08T17:12:51","modified_gmt":"2026-08-08T21:12:51","slug":"book-how-to-punch-kids-in-bathrooms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-how-to-punch-kids-in-bathrooms\/","title":{"rendered":"HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"HOWTitle:<\/strong> HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS
Author:<\/strong> John Edward Marszalkowski<\/a>
First Published:<\/strong> June 28, 2019<\/span>
Publisher:<\/strong> Independently Published<\/a>
Pages:<\/strong> 34
Genre:<\/strong> Essays<\/a>, Humor<\/a>, Memoir<\/a>, Non-Fiction<\/a>
Format:<\/strong> Ebook<\/a>
Source:<\/strong> Purchased<\/a>
Rating:<\/strong> <\/i><\/i><\/i><\/i><\/i><\/span><\/a>
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Synopsis:<\/strong>

Have you ever wanted to punch a random kid without consequences?
\nLearn how in this tiny collection of strange memoirs and idiotic essays. Topics include prepubescent dreams of naked women, self-help garbage, narcissism, unsolicited peddling, embracing the bare minimum, and fighting small children in public bathrooms.
\nJohn Marszalkowski is the author of BUY MY BOOK: Not Because You Should, But Because I'd Like Some Money and co-host of the show Who Are We To Podcast?<\/p>\nGet the Book:<\/strong> Amazon<\/a>\r\n

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