{"id":15975,"date":"2024-03-07T01:00:36","date_gmt":"2024-03-07T05:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/?p=15975"},"modified":"2024-08-30T22:18:57","modified_gmt":"2024-08-31T02:18:57","slug":"book-tyrannosaurus-sext","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-tyrannosaurus-sext\/","title":{"rendered":"Tyrannosaurus Sext"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"book-2447\" class=\"bdb-book-info\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/book_tyrannosaurussext.png?fit=250%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Tyrannosaurus Sext\" class=\"alignright\"\/><strong>Title:<\/strong> Tyrannosaurus Sext<br \/><strong>Author:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/author\/lola-faust\/\">Lola Faust<\/a><br \/><strong>Series:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/series\/dinosaur-erotica\/\">Dinosaur Erotica #5<\/a><br \/><strong>First Published:<\/strong> <span content=\"2022-10-27\">October 27, 2022<\/span><br \/><strong>Publisher:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/publisher\/storm-crow-press\/\">Storm Crow Press<\/a><br \/><strong>Pages:<\/strong> 52<br \/><strong>Genre:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/genre\/erotica\/\">Erotica<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/genre\/satire\/\">Satire<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/genre\/science-fiction\/\">Science Fiction<\/a><br \/><strong>Format:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/format\/ebook\/\">Ebook<\/a><br \/><strong>Source:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/source\/kindle-unlimited\/\">Kindle Unlimited<\/a><br \/><strong>Rating:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/rating\/2.5\/\"><span class=\"bdb-font-awesome-star-wrap\"><i class=\"fas fa-star\"><\/i><i class=\"fas fa-star\"><\/i><i class=\"fas fa-star-half-alt\"><\/i><i class=\"far fa-star\"><\/i><i class=\"far fa-star\"><\/i><\/span><\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/203807345-tyrannosaurus-sext\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/addtogoodreads.png?ssl=1\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><br \/><br \/><strong>Synopsis:<\/strong> <p>On the internet, nobody knows you're an eight-ton Cretaceous carnivore.<\/p>\n<p>Alice is shocked to learn that the sexy stranger she met online is actually a tyrannosaurus\u2026 but their forbidden attraction leads her to break all the rules!<\/p>\n<strong>Get the Book:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4fctJj7\" target=\"_blank\">Amazon<\/a>\r\n<hr \/><\/div>\t\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">\n\t\t\t{\n\t\t\t\t\"@context\": \"https:\/\/schema.org\/\",\n\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Review\",\n\t\t\t\t\"datePublished\": \"2024-03-07T05:00:36+00:00\",\n\t\t\t\t\"description\": \"Tyrannosaurus Sext\",\n\t\t\t\t\"publisher\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Organization\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Radical Dreamer\"\t\t\t\t},\n\t\t\t\t\"url\": \"https:\\\/\\\/pastelgoth.net\\\/blog\\\/book-tyrannosaurus-sext\\\/\",\n\t\t\t\t\"itemReviewed\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Book\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Tyrannosaurus Sext\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"author\": [\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t{\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Person\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Lola Faust\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"sameAs\": \"https:\\\/\\\/pastelgoth.net\\\/blog\\\/book-database\\\/author\\\/lola-faust\\\/\"\t\t\t\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t],\n\t\t\t\t\t\"isbn\": \"\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"numberOfPages\": 52,\n\t\t\t\t\t\"publisher\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Organization\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Storm Crow Press\"\t\t\t\t\t},\n\t\t\t\t\t\"image\": \"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/pastelgoth.net\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/book_tyrannosaurussext.png?fit=250%2C400&ssl=1\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"datePublished\": \"2022-10-27T00:00:00+00:00\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"sameAs\": \"https:\\\/\\\/www.goodreads.com\\\/book\\\/show\\\/203807345-tyrannosaurus-sext\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"genre\": \"Erotica\"\t\t\t\t},\n\t\t\t\t\"author\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Person\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Jamie\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"sameAs\": \"https:\\\/\\\/pastelgoth.net\\\/blog\\\/\"\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t, \"reviewRating\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Rating\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"ratingValue\": 2.5,\n\t\t\t\t\t\"bestRating\": 5\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t<\/script>\n\t\t\n<h2>Review<\/h2>\n<p>Came for T-Rex sex, did not get T-Rex sex. What a bait and switch. These two stories were silly and a decent way to pass the time. Half the page count is a preview for another book which is fine, but I see also why reviews are so mixed. The titles are cheeky and the idea is neat, but since short stories are already being paired together it&#8217;d be more sensible to just place them all in a larger volume.<\/p>\n<h3>Individual Story Notes:<\/h3>\n<p>&hearts; <strong>Tyrannosaurus Sext:<\/strong> This one was actually kind of sweet, a woman forms a connection with a mysterious man on a dating app and finds that he was not at all what she was expecting upon meeting him. Nevermind that the T-Rex can talk and text, I could suspend my belief. But not much happens beyond the cute and mildly spicy conversation, the story ends with a fade to black. Where&#8217;s the commitment to the premise!?<\/p>\n<p>&hearts; <strong>9 1\/2 Velociraptors:<\/strong> This story does deliver on the advertised dinosaur erotica, but my goodness is it wildly unethical. Being lonely is not a valid reason to have sex with lab animals ma&#8217;am. At least gets points for erotica.<\/p>\n<h2>Quote<\/h2>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;She knows <strong>he wants her<\/strong>. Those <em>teeth<\/em> flash in the floodlight, adding an almost <em>dangerous edge<\/em> to the <strong>fantasy<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>Rating Breakdown<\/h2>\n<table align=\"center\" width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"50%\">Tyrannosaurus Sext: \u2605\u2605\u2606\u2606\u2606<\/td>\n<td width=\"50%\">9 1\/2 Velociraptors: \u2605\u2605\u2605\u2606\u2606<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<h2>Content Warnings<\/h2>\n<span class=\"ubb-spoiler\"><a class=\"ubb-view-spoil\">View Spoiler &raquo;<\/a><span style=\"display: none;\" class=\"ubb-thespoil\">Sex <a class=\"ubb-hide-spoil\" style=\"cursor: hand; cursor: pointer;\">&laquo; Hide Spoiler<\/a><\/span><\/span>\n<h2>About the Author<\/h2>\n<div class=\"ubb-about-author\">\n<h3>About Lola Faust<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/author_lolafaust.png?fit=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft ubb-about-author-photo\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/author_lolafaust.png?w=200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/author_lolafaust.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/author_lolafaust.png?resize=120%2C120&amp;ssl=1 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>From an early age Lola Faust&#8217;s fantasies and reveries tilted towards the unusual and the eccentric. Though she entertained curious private journals, it wasn&#8217;t until she entered the Paleontology program at the University of British Columbia that her romantic notions concerning dinosaurs took full flight.<\/p>\n<p>While working towards her doctorate, Ms Faust began writing her signature saurian prose. Today she is employed by day at a leading university in her field, but maintains her anonymous and risque personality online.<\/p>\n<p class=\"ubb-author-links\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/author\/show\/20744113.Lola_Faust\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Goodreads<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4eRInNe\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Amazon<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lolafaustauthor\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Instagram<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Review Came for T-Rex sex, did not get T-Rex sex. What a bait and switch. These two stories were silly and a decent way to pass the time. 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