{"id":16499,"date":"2024-09-26T01:00:41","date_gmt":"2024-09-26T05:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/?p=16499"},"modified":"2024-09-01T02:55:00","modified_gmt":"2024-09-01T06:55:00","slug":"book-finger-bang-fang-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-finger-bang-fang-fuck\/","title":{"rendered":"Finger Bang Fang Fuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"book-2528\" class=\"bdb-book-info\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/book_fingerbangfangfuck.png?fit=250%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Finger Bang Fang Fuck\" class=\"alignright\"\/><strong>Title:<\/strong> Finger Bang Fang Fuck<br \/><strong>Author:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/author\/seamus-belial\/\">Seamus Belial<\/a><br \/><strong>First Published:<\/strong> <span content=\"2023-04-29\">April 29, 2023<\/span><br \/><strong>Publisher:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/publisher\/self-published\/\">Self-Published<\/a><br \/><strong>Pages:<\/strong> 27<br \/><strong>Genre:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/genre\/bizarro\/\">Bizarro<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/genre\/erotic-horror\/\">Erotic Horror<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/genre\/extreme-horror\/\">Extreme Horror<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/genre\/horror\/\">Horror<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/genre\/short-stories\/\">Short Stories<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/genre\/splatterpunk\/\">Splatterpunk<\/a><br \/><strong>Format:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/format\/ebook\/\">Ebook<\/a><br \/><strong>Source:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/source\/purchased\/\">Purchased<\/a><br \/><strong>Rating:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/rating\/4\/\"><span class=\"bdb-font-awesome-star-wrap\"><i class=\"fas fa-star\"><\/i><i class=\"fas fa-star\"><\/i><i class=\"fas fa-star\"><\/i><i class=\"fas fa-star\"><\/i><i class=\"far fa-star\"><\/i><\/span><\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/144337099-finger-bang-fang-fuck\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/addtogoodreads.png?ssl=1\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><br \/><br \/><strong>Synopsis:<\/strong> <p>Alec is a depressed alcoholic with a physical deformity. All he really wants out of life is to find love... or at least get laid. With a deformity, though, that seems like nothing more than a pipe dream. At the recommendation of his therapist, he attends a support group for others like him and meets women who are actually interested in him. That\u2019s where things get out of hand.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFinger Bang Fang Fuck\u201d is an absurd, disgusting, and outright repulsive body-horror smut-fest. Imagine Cronenberg directing a porn movie for Troma and you\u2019re heading in the right direction.<\/p>\n<strong>Get the Book:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/godless.com\/products\/finger-bang-fang-fuck-by-seamus-belial\" target=\"_blank\">Godless<\/a>\r\n<hr \/><\/div>\t\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">\n\t\t\t{\n\t\t\t\t\"@context\": \"https:\/\/schema.org\/\",\n\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Review\",\n\t\t\t\t\"datePublished\": \"2024-09-26T05:00:41+00:00\",\n\t\t\t\t\"description\": \"Finger Bang Fang Fuck\",\n\t\t\t\t\"publisher\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Organization\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Radical Dreamer\"\t\t\t\t},\n\t\t\t\t\"url\": \"https:\\\/\\\/pastelgoth.net\\\/blog\\\/book-finger-bang-fang-fuck\\\/\",\n\t\t\t\t\"itemReviewed\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Book\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Finger Bang Fang Fuck\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"author\": [\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t{\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Person\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Seamus Belial\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"sameAs\": \"https:\\\/\\\/pastelgoth.net\\\/blog\\\/book-database\\\/author\\\/seamus-belial\\\/\"\t\t\t\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t],\n\t\t\t\t\t\"isbn\": \"\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"numberOfPages\": 27,\n\t\t\t\t\t\"publisher\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Organization\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Self-Published\"\t\t\t\t\t},\n\t\t\t\t\t\"image\": \"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/pastelgoth.net\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/book_fingerbangfangfuck.png?fit=250%2C400&ssl=1\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"datePublished\": \"2023-04-29T00:00:00+00:00\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"sameAs\": \"https:\\\/\\\/www.goodreads.com\\\/book\\\/show\\\/144337099-finger-bang-fang-fuck\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"genre\": \"Bizarro\"\t\t\t\t},\n\t\t\t\t\"author\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Person\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Jamie\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"sameAs\": \"https:\\\/\\\/pastelgoth.net\\\/blog\\\/\"\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t, \"reviewRating\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Rating\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"ratingValue\": 4,\n\t\t\t\t\t\"bestRating\": 5\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t<\/script>\n\t\t\n<h2>Review<\/h2>\n<p>What the hell did I just read and why was it so good!? When I laid eyes on the title and cover I couldn&#8217;t help myself, I <em>had<\/em> to read it. I went in blind and I&#8217;m glad that I did because my goodness what a trip this story was. <strong>Finger Bang Fang Fuck<\/strong> is a crazy blend of bizarro, erotica, body horror, and splatterpunk. Thirty pages of unfiltered insanity, and I had a blast reading it! A wholly original gem that will tickle the right kind of reader. I&#8217;ll definitely be checking out more of Seamus Belial&#8217;s work.<\/p>\n<h2>Quote<\/h2>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s my pussy-<strong>pet<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>Content Warnings<\/h2>\n<span class=\"ubb-spoiler\"><a class=\"ubb-view-spoil\">View Spoiler &raquo;<\/a><span style=\"display: none;\" class=\"ubb-thespoil\">Ableism, Alcoholism, Body Horror, Depression, Gore, Murder, Necrophilia, Sex, Sexual Assault, Violence <a class=\"ubb-hide-spoil\" style=\"cursor: hand; cursor: pointer;\">&laquo; Hide Spoiler<\/a><\/span><\/span>\n<h2>About the Author<\/h2>\n<div class=\"ubb-about-author\">\n<h3>About Seamus Belial<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/author_seamusbelial.png?fit=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft ubb-about-author-photo\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/author_seamusbelial.png?w=200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/author_seamusbelial.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/author_seamusbelial.png?resize=120%2C120&amp;ssl=1 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Seamus Belial is a lifelong fan of all things evil and macabre. 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