{"id":21974,"date":"2025-03-15T01:00:26","date_gmt":"2025-03-15T05:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/?p=21974"},"modified":"2025-08-20T20:09:03","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T00:09:03","slug":"book-100-percent-match","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-100-percent-match\/","title":{"rendered":"100% Match"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"book-3251\" class=\"bdb-book-info\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/book_100percentmatch.png?fit=250%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"100% Match\" class=\"alignright\"\/><strong>Title:<\/strong> 100% Match<br \/><strong>Author:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/author\/patrick-c-harrison-iii\/\">Patrick C. Harrison III<\/a><br \/><strong>Series:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/series\/pocket-nasties\/\">Pocket Nasties #1<\/a><br \/><strong>First Published:<\/strong> <span content=\"2022-12-30\">December 30, 2022<\/span><br \/><strong>Publisher:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/publisher\/self-published\/\">Self-Published<\/a><br \/><strong>Pages:<\/strong> 96<br \/><strong>Genre:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/genre\/dark-comedy\/\">Dark Comedy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/genre\/horror\/\">Horror<\/a><br \/><strong>Format:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/format\/ebook\/\">Ebook<\/a><br \/><strong>Source:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/source\/kindle-unlimited\/\">Kindle Unlimited<\/a><br \/><strong>Rating:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/book-database\/rating\/5\/\"><span class=\"bdb-font-awesome-star-wrap\"><i class=\"fas fa-star\"><\/i><i class=\"fas fa-star\"><\/i><i class=\"fas fa-star\"><\/i><i class=\"fas fa-star\"><\/i><i class=\"fas fa-star\"><\/i><\/span><\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/75453617-100-match\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/addtogoodreads.png?ssl=1\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><br \/><br \/><strong>Synopsis:<\/strong> <p>Bart is thirty. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.<\/p>\n<strong>Get the Book:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4196WRE\" target=\"_blank\">Amazon<\/a>\r\n<hr \/><\/div>\t\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">\n\t\t\t{\n\t\t\t\t\"@context\": \"https:\/\/schema.org\/\",\n\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Review\",\n\t\t\t\t\"datePublished\": \"2025-03-15T05:00:26+00:00\",\n\t\t\t\t\"description\": \"100% Match\",\n\t\t\t\t\"publisher\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Organization\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Radical Dreamer\"\t\t\t\t},\n\t\t\t\t\"url\": \"https:\\\/\\\/pastelgoth.net\\\/blog\\\/book-100-percent-match\\\/\",\n\t\t\t\t\"itemReviewed\": {\n\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Book\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"100% Match\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\"author\": [\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t{\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"@type\": \"Person\",\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"name\": \"Patrick C. 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I ended up giving it a chance, and I&#8217;m glad I did! It turns out, <strong>100% Match<\/strong> is comedy horror and I found it audaciously funny. Bart Bartley is a statistics obsessed oddball looking for love. Bart details his day deadpan, despite the obscene and seemingly random actions that he takes throughout the story, and frankly that&#8217;s what made it funny.<\/p>\n<p>The humor in this story really reminded me of the raunchy and gross comedies of the 1990&#8217;s that I grew up with, so maybe I&#8217;m just desensitized to the yucky parts of this book. This book will absolutely not be for everyone, but it was certainly a book for me. I ended up reading it aloud with my husband, and we had a great time rolling in bed laughing.<\/p>\n<h2>Quote<\/h2>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I manage to tell her I don\u2019t have work and don\u2019t go to <strong>church<\/strong>. I was <em>forcibly removed<\/em> from a church once, after an <em>incident<\/em> involving a rolled-up newspaper, three candles, a priest, and a confessional.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<h2>Content Warnings<\/h2>\n<span class=\"ubb-spoiler\"><a class=\"ubb-view-spoil\">View Spoiler &raquo;<\/a><span style=\"display: none;\" class=\"ubb-thespoil\">Abduction, Abortion, Animal Abuse, Cannibalism, Child Death, Dead Dog, Death, Defecation, Food Tampering, Gun Violence, Maturation, Murder, Slut Shaming, Torture, Violence, Vomit <a class=\"ubb-hide-spoil\" style=\"cursor: hand; cursor: pointer;\">&laquo; Hide Spoiler<\/a><\/span><\/span>\n<h2>About the Authors<\/h2>\n<div class=\"ubb-about-author\">\n<h3>About Patrick C. Harrison III<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/author_patrickcharrisoniii.png?fit=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft ubb-about-author-photo\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/author_patrickcharrisoniii.png?w=200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pastelgoth.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/author_patrickcharrisoniii.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Patrick C. Harrison III (PC3, if you prefer) is an author of horror, splatterpunk, and all forms of speculative fiction. His current publications include GRANDPAPPY, A SAVAGE BREED, VAMPIRE NUNS BEHIND BARS, 5 TALES THAT WILL LAND YOU IN HELL, among others, and his works can be found in numerous anthologies, including AND HELL FOLLOWED and ROAD KILL: TEXAS HORROR BY TEXAS AUTHORS VOL. 4.<\/p>\n<p>PC3 is the Splatterpunk Award-winning editor (with Jarod Barbee) of AND HELL FOLLOWED, and has edited several other anthologies. He is a freelance editor, having done work for notable authors like Aron Beauregard, Daniel J. Volpe, Mark Towse, Rebecca Rowland, and many others.<\/p>\n<p class=\"ubb-author-links\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pc3horror.substack.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Website<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/patrick.harrison.50159\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Facebook<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/author\/show\/19533566.Patrick_C_Harrison_III\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Goodreads<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3ZrEdGA\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Amazon<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/thepc3\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Instagram<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Review I won&#8217;t lie, I was worried about reading this book because I had seen it labeled as gross extreme horror. 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